1 00:00:06,006 --> 00:00:08,008 ["WE BELONG" PLAYING] 2 00:00:13,638 --> 00:00:16,433 ♪ Many times I tried to tell you ♪ 3 00:00:17,100 --> 00:00:19,561 ♪ Many times I cried alone ♪ 4 00:00:20,478 --> 00:00:26,526 ♪ Always I'm surprised how well you ♪ ♪ Cut my feelings to the bone ♪ 5 00:00:27,193 --> 00:00:28,193 [SHEILA SIGHS] 6 00:00:28,236 --> 00:00:30,739 ♪ Don't want to leave you really ♪ 7 00:00:31,239 --> 00:00:37,746 ♪ I've invested too much time ♪ ♪ To give you up that easy ♪ 8 00:00:38,455 --> 00:00:42,208 ♪ To the doubts ♪ ♪ That complicate your mind ♪ 9 00:00:42,292 --> 00:00:46,379 ♪ We belong to the light ♪ ♪ We belong to the thunder ♪ 10 00:00:48,214 --> 00:00:53,595 ♪ We belong to the sound of the words ♪ ♪ We've both fallen under ♪ 11 00:00:55,555 --> 00:01:00,393 ♪ Whatever we deny or embrace ♪ ♪ For worse or for better ♪ 12 00:01:01,235 --> 00:01:07,617 ♪ We belong, we belong ♪ ♪ We belong together ♪ 13 00:01:16,201 --> 00:01:17,906 [OMINOUS MUSIC STARTS PLAYING] 14 00:01:32,342 --> 00:01:33,510 [THEME SONG PLAYING] 15 00:01:34,870 --> 00:01:37,167 Synced and corrected by reggielist www.addic7ed.com 16 00:01:38,473 --> 00:01:41,142 Make sure the caterer brings four kinds of sandwiches, 17 00:01:41,226 --> 00:01:42,861 but they should only charge us for three. 18 00:01:42,894 --> 00:01:44,646 I'm helping them with a rental property. 19 00:01:44,680 --> 00:01:45,688 I have a question. 20 00:01:45,772 --> 00:01:47,607 The chocolate fountain will be here by nine. 21 00:01:47,690 --> 00:01:48,900 - Did you... - Yes, five tiers. 22 00:01:48,983 --> 00:01:50,143 - Did you... - Dark chocolate. 23 00:01:50,193 --> 00:01:52,612 - Did you... - The gummy bear and pretzel package. 24 00:01:52,737 --> 00:01:54,155 So fucking happy right now. 25 00:01:54,489 --> 00:01:56,866 The chardonnay hasn't arrived. Did you... 26 00:01:59,786 --> 00:02:00,786 call... 27 00:02:01,579 --> 00:02:02,664 the distributor? 28 00:02:02,956 --> 00:02:05,667 Okay. Only finishing Joel's sentences. Got it. 29 00:02:05,834 --> 00:02:09,003 I'm messing with you. I got a better price from another vendor. 30 00:02:09,087 --> 00:02:10,630 It'll be here within the hour. 31 00:02:11,089 --> 00:02:13,424 Guys, relax. Everything's handled. 32 00:02:13,758 --> 00:02:14,765 [SIGHS] 33 00:02:14,977 --> 00:02:15,977 Thanks, Gary. 34 00:02:16,284 --> 00:02:17,326 We're just nervous. 35 00:02:17,859 --> 00:02:20,640 This launch party is super important. 36 00:02:20,723 --> 00:02:23,852 - Super super important. - Which is why... 37 00:02:23,935 --> 00:02:25,436 [GARY GASPS] You don't want me there. 38 00:02:25,729 --> 00:02:28,439 We just think carrying you around in a backpack is too risky. 39 00:02:28,523 --> 00:02:29,691 But I did all the work. 40 00:02:30,010 --> 00:02:31,609 I want to be in on the action. 41 00:02:31,693 --> 00:02:33,862 I'm sorry, we can't. 42 00:02:34,320 --> 00:02:36,114 Is Mr. Ball Legs going? 43 00:02:36,197 --> 00:02:38,825 Buddy, don't be like that. 44 00:02:39,200 --> 00:02:40,200 Fine. 45 00:02:40,522 --> 00:02:42,829 Listen, I need to talk to you about my future. 46 00:02:43,079 --> 00:02:44,079 Your future? 47 00:02:44,289 --> 00:02:45,498 In the company. 48 00:02:46,100 --> 00:02:47,917 I need more of a commitment from you guys. 49 00:02:48,968 --> 00:02:51,554 - Or what? You're going to walk away? - [BOTH CHUCKLE] 50 00:02:53,715 --> 00:02:55,425 I got another job offer. 51 00:02:55,758 --> 00:02:56,785 - What? - What? 52 00:02:56,855 --> 00:02:59,179 I didn't go looking for it, but it's an excellent shop, 53 00:02:59,262 --> 00:03:01,222 and they were impressed how I outmaneuvered them 54 00:03:01,306 --> 00:03:02,557 on the Thompson listing. 55 00:03:02,765 --> 00:03:05,476 How could you leave? I mean, no offense. [CHUCKLES] 56 00:03:05,560 --> 00:03:06,811 You've seen you. 57 00:03:06,895 --> 00:03:09,898 I'd still live here, but my work is all phones and internet. 58 00:03:09,981 --> 00:03:12,692 In 10 years, no one's going to have a body anymore. 59 00:03:12,775 --> 00:03:14,235 I can't believe this. 60 00:03:14,444 --> 00:03:16,321 After all we've done for you. 61 00:03:16,404 --> 00:03:18,865 You mean kill me and eat my intestines? 62 00:03:19,115 --> 00:03:20,116 After that. 63 00:03:20,366 --> 00:03:21,366 All right, Gary. 64 00:03:22,118 --> 00:03:24,204 What's it going to take to make you stay? 65 00:03:24,454 --> 00:03:26,581 Some money for my niece, every month. 66 00:03:27,332 --> 00:03:30,919 Vacation time. Maybe drive me to Tahoe once a year, rent a boat. 67 00:03:31,002 --> 00:03:32,921 Figure out a way to get me into a casino. 68 00:03:33,004 --> 00:03:35,673 Look, details to be determined. The point is... 69 00:03:36,424 --> 00:03:37,759 if you want me to stay.... 70 00:03:38,384 --> 00:03:40,553 I need more of a commitment about my future. 71 00:03:47,727 --> 00:03:50,021 He's a head on a table. We have the upper hand. 72 00:03:50,104 --> 00:03:51,424 We have all the hands. [CHUCKLES] 73 00:03:51,481 --> 00:03:53,983 I don't think what he's asking for is that unreasonable. 74 00:03:54,317 --> 00:03:56,653 Damn. Even tuna tastes better. 75 00:03:57,737 --> 00:04:00,907 I can see why the Aztecs worshipped chocolate as a god. 76 00:04:01,074 --> 00:04:04,244 That is not even close to being factually accurate. 77 00:04:04,953 --> 00:04:06,621 So, what do we do with Gary? 78 00:04:06,955 --> 00:04:08,206 I think we commit. 79 00:04:08,289 --> 00:04:10,250 Tell him we're in it for the long haul. 80 00:04:10,917 --> 00:04:13,544 Everybody wants clarity about their future, Joel. 81 00:04:13,920 --> 00:04:14,920 Everybody. 82 00:04:15,546 --> 00:04:17,340 Me. You. 83 00:04:17,423 --> 00:04:20,677 Me, me, me. 84 00:04:21,928 --> 00:04:23,288 You want to talk about our future? 85 00:04:23,346 --> 00:04:25,348 Since you brought it up, I didn't want to bug you, 86 00:04:25,431 --> 00:04:27,558 but any more thoughts about immortality? 87 00:04:27,725 --> 00:04:29,269 Look at the prize you'd get. 88 00:04:30,144 --> 00:04:31,396 It's a great prize. 89 00:04:31,938 --> 00:04:34,315 And yet, you're not jumping in to claim it. [CHUCKLES] 90 00:04:35,939 --> 00:04:36,939 [SIGHS] 91 00:04:38,236 --> 00:04:40,113 - Oh, my God. - Sheila... 92 00:04:40,738 --> 00:04:44,117 I love you more than anything in this world. 93 00:04:44,909 --> 00:04:47,662 But you're not sure if you want to be with me forever. 94 00:04:47,702 --> 00:04:48,705 Just say it. 95 00:04:48,788 --> 00:04:51,499 I don't know if two people can be together forever. 96 00:04:51,958 --> 00:04:55,586 What if love is only possible because life is fleeting? 97 00:04:55,920 --> 00:04:57,652 That knowing it's going to end is the 98 00:04:57,686 --> 00:04:59,540 reason why people cling to each other. 99 00:04:59,682 --> 00:05:02,101 So all that stuff about you not wanting to eat people 100 00:05:02,135 --> 00:05:04,887 or being afraid of your "Id", that wasn't the problem. 101 00:05:05,138 --> 00:05:08,182 The problem was... you weren't sure about us. 102 00:05:08,266 --> 00:05:09,684 Sweetheart, I love you. 103 00:05:09,851 --> 00:05:11,037 Stop saying that. 104 00:05:11,075 --> 00:05:12,075 [DOORBELL RINGS] 105 00:05:16,022 --> 00:05:17,108 - Hi. - Hi. 106 00:05:17,191 --> 00:05:18,568 Happy launch party! 107 00:05:20,653 --> 00:05:21,779 You guys are fighting. 108 00:05:22,780 --> 00:05:25,533 Well, I brought tequila. It always makes things better. 109 00:05:25,867 --> 00:05:26,867 Or worse. 110 00:05:33,041 --> 00:05:35,126 I appreciate you helping me get my guitar back. 111 00:05:35,209 --> 00:05:36,609 That being said, hurry the fuck up. 112 00:05:36,669 --> 00:05:38,296 Picking a lock is hard. 113 00:05:38,379 --> 00:05:40,631 The website was incredibly misleading. 114 00:05:41,215 --> 00:05:43,176 And these would make terrible Christmas gifts. 115 00:05:45,678 --> 00:05:46,838 - [WINTER] Car. - [ABBY] Shit. 116 00:05:47,013 --> 00:05:48,013 [PHONE CHIMES] 117 00:05:50,141 --> 00:05:51,642 - Shit! - What? 118 00:05:52,769 --> 00:05:56,189 I was supposed to get breakfast with Eric today. I completely forgot. 119 00:05:56,272 --> 00:05:58,684 Would've been helpful to have him here. He could've been our lookout. 120 00:05:58,717 --> 00:06:00,151 Or brought us breakfast. 121 00:06:05,865 --> 00:06:08,201 I need to keep him away from this stuff. 122 00:06:08,910 --> 00:06:11,371 I think it's sweet you're trying to protect him. 123 00:06:11,945 --> 00:06:12,955 Okay, here. Let me try. 124 00:06:13,046 --> 00:06:14,281 I don't know if I'll be any better, 125 00:06:14,314 --> 00:06:15,959 but I'll definitely be less critical. 126 00:06:18,336 --> 00:06:20,922 So... What's the deal with you two, anyway? 127 00:06:21,130 --> 00:06:22,673 Everyone keeps asking me that. 128 00:06:23,383 --> 00:06:26,803 I like Eric. I'm just not sure it's in a way the kids call amorous. 129 00:06:27,178 --> 00:06:28,638 Maybe you should find out. 130 00:06:28,721 --> 00:06:30,401 Maybe you should focus on opening the door. 131 00:06:30,739 --> 00:06:33,200 Maybe you're just a badass when it comes to blowing shit up, 132 00:06:33,267 --> 00:06:35,269 but a coward when it comes to your personal life. 133 00:06:35,353 --> 00:06:36,354 Maybe... 134 00:06:37,897 --> 00:06:38,940 Actually, maybe. 135 00:06:39,675 --> 00:06:41,260 Oh, I heard a click. 136 00:06:44,487 --> 00:06:45,487 Who are you? 137 00:06:45,738 --> 00:06:46,739 The cleaning crew. 138 00:06:46,823 --> 00:06:48,074 I'm the cleaning crew. 139 00:06:48,825 --> 00:06:50,743 We're going to have to see some ID. 140 00:06:53,162 --> 00:06:54,539 Okay, here's the deal. 141 00:06:54,872 --> 00:06:58,042 Dustin stole my friend's guitar and we need to get it back. 142 00:06:59,252 --> 00:07:00,420 Dustin's an asshole. 143 00:07:00,510 --> 00:07:02,345 He throws half-full cans of soda in the trash 144 00:07:02,422 --> 00:07:04,298 and he won't give me the Wi-Fi password. 145 00:07:04,921 --> 00:07:06,131 You can get your guitar. 146 00:07:07,612 --> 00:07:08,612 Also... 147 00:07:08,686 --> 00:07:10,980 life's short, you should go for it with Eric. 148 00:07:12,056 --> 00:07:13,141 It's a thin door. 149 00:07:13,224 --> 00:07:15,143 I just don't want to fuck things up. 150 00:07:15,852 --> 00:07:16,894 You guys. 151 00:07:17,228 --> 00:07:18,563 Love doesn't always shout. 152 00:07:19,105 --> 00:07:20,606 Sometimes it whispers. 153 00:07:22,900 --> 00:07:24,444 Well, thanks for the advice... 154 00:07:24,569 --> 00:07:25,653 Sonia Holloway. 155 00:07:26,154 --> 00:07:27,754 That's the name of the cleaning company. 156 00:07:27,905 --> 00:07:28,905 Right on. 157 00:07:29,031 --> 00:07:30,031 [UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING] 158 00:07:35,037 --> 00:07:36,636 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 159 00:07:40,542 --> 00:07:43,004 [SHEILA] It was nice to meet you, and when you're ready, 160 00:07:43,087 --> 00:07:46,382 we'll be ready to find you the home of your dream. 161 00:07:46,632 --> 00:07:50,136 Because our dream is your dream... home. 162 00:07:51,637 --> 00:07:53,764 We're still working on the slogan, but we know 163 00:07:53,848 --> 00:07:56,517 it's gonna have the words "home" and "dream" in it. 164 00:07:57,059 --> 00:07:58,059 [MAN CHUCKLES] 165 00:07:59,103 --> 00:08:00,104 We have a problem. 166 00:08:00,188 --> 00:08:02,732 Is it that you can't love me for all eternity? 167 00:08:03,316 --> 00:08:06,319 No, it's that I think it's possible the human condition 168 00:08:06,402 --> 00:08:09,280 requires the certainty of death, in order for us to be capable 169 00:08:09,363 --> 00:08:12,033 of unconditional love. And that's not it. 170 00:08:12,283 --> 00:08:13,993 Your undead Meals-on-Wheels woman, 171 00:08:14,076 --> 00:08:16,076 who, you said, promised not to leave her apartment, 172 00:08:16,120 --> 00:08:17,330 is in our living room. 173 00:08:17,413 --> 00:08:19,123 And if she kills someone, 174 00:08:19,332 --> 00:08:21,250 no matter how great the rest of the party is, 175 00:08:21,334 --> 00:08:22,960 that's all anyone's gonna remember. 176 00:08:23,085 --> 00:08:24,837 [SIGHS] Fine, I'll go talk to her. 177 00:08:25,129 --> 00:08:28,803 And your philosophical musings on love are bullshit. 178 00:08:29,425 --> 00:08:31,928 You're just scared. You were scared to get married. 179 00:08:32,011 --> 00:08:35,473 You were scared to have a kid, and I'm tired of dragging you along. 180 00:08:35,556 --> 00:08:38,267 So if you don't want to do this, then the hell with it. 181 00:08:43,648 --> 00:08:45,191 So, how do you know the Hammonds? 182 00:08:45,274 --> 00:08:46,901 Oh, Sheila changed my life. 183 00:08:47,276 --> 00:08:49,737 Really? Mine, too. I was heading in the wrong direction, 184 00:08:49,820 --> 00:08:52,406 and she grabbed the wheel and steered me into birds. 185 00:08:52,573 --> 00:08:53,783 Like, in a car? 186 00:08:54,033 --> 00:08:55,033 What? No. 187 00:08:55,284 --> 00:08:58,287 Ah! I see the problem. No, we weren't running over birds. 188 00:08:58,371 --> 00:08:59,830 That's not what she's about. 189 00:08:59,914 --> 00:09:02,750 She helped me realize I should follow my dream and work with them. 190 00:09:02,833 --> 00:09:04,210 Oh, that's lovely. 191 00:09:04,293 --> 00:09:08,130 I used to sit all day in my recliner. Now, thanks to Sheila, 192 00:09:08,256 --> 00:09:10,591 I want to stir things up, get shit done. 193 00:09:10,675 --> 00:09:12,552 My neighbor won't turn down his music. 194 00:09:12,635 --> 00:09:14,971 I'm gonna fuck him up. You know what I'm saying? 195 00:09:15,054 --> 00:09:17,974 Kind of. Truthfully, you also kind of scare me. 196 00:09:18,391 --> 00:09:20,142 Jean! Tommy! 197 00:09:20,226 --> 00:09:22,228 I didn't expect to see either of you here. 198 00:09:22,311 --> 00:09:24,105 Someone named Gary invited us. 199 00:09:24,188 --> 00:09:27,358 Yeah. He said he wanted a good turnout to support you and Joel. 200 00:09:27,441 --> 00:09:29,860 He's the best. Excuse us one second. 201 00:09:34,033 --> 00:09:36,534 You were supposed to stay in your apartment until we kill you. 202 00:09:36,617 --> 00:09:39,495 Worst thing ever said by a Meal-on-Wheels volunteer. 203 00:09:39,571 --> 00:09:41,814 I'm sorry. It's harsh, but you promised. 204 00:09:41,856 --> 00:09:43,963 Sweetheart, I'm only here to support you and... 205 00:09:44,041 --> 00:09:46,586 Jesus, look at the ear lobes on that guy. 206 00:09:46,669 --> 00:09:48,546 Why don't they pass those around on a tray? 207 00:09:48,629 --> 00:09:50,715 Jean, Jean... no. 208 00:09:50,840 --> 00:09:54,218 This party must go smoothly, which means nothing undead, 209 00:09:54,302 --> 00:09:56,220 besides me, and now, you. 210 00:09:56,512 --> 00:09:57,512 [RON] Hi, Sheila. 211 00:09:58,598 --> 00:09:59,974 God dammit! 212 00:10:00,308 --> 00:10:01,642 Ron, Jean. 213 00:10:01,767 --> 00:10:02,768 Excuse us a minute. 214 00:10:02,852 --> 00:10:03,894 Hi, nice... Oh! 215 00:10:05,435 --> 00:10:07,061 What are you doing here? 216 00:10:07,106 --> 00:10:08,586 Remember how I wanted to turn people, 217 00:10:08,649 --> 00:10:10,610 and you and Joel told me it was a bad idea? 218 00:10:10,735 --> 00:10:13,070 Well, you guys were right. 219 00:10:13,487 --> 00:10:16,198 I turned two gentlemen, and now they are rampaging 220 00:10:16,282 --> 00:10:18,868 on an ill-conceived smorgasbord of death. 221 00:10:18,951 --> 00:10:22,079 See? You should have listened to us. You're worse than Abby. 222 00:10:22,246 --> 00:10:23,998 I am worse than Abby. 223 00:10:24,332 --> 00:10:26,584 I also told them Joel is a Knight of Serbia, 224 00:10:26,667 --> 00:10:29,295 so at some point, they may try to kill him. And... 225 00:10:30,379 --> 00:10:31,547 I put my name... 226 00:10:32,131 --> 00:10:36,510 on someone else's hostess gift. Now, you know everything. 227 00:10:38,554 --> 00:10:41,307 And when you're ready, we'll be ready. 228 00:10:41,682 --> 00:10:45,436 Because your dream house is our dream, which... 229 00:10:45,811 --> 00:10:48,606 we will dream until your dream comes true. 230 00:10:49,899 --> 00:10:51,025 Until you get a house. 231 00:10:53,444 --> 00:10:54,862 Nope, that's not it. 232 00:10:56,082 --> 00:10:57,082 Joel. 233 00:10:57,680 --> 00:11:00,451 Okay, there's a man here that I would like to get to know better, 234 00:11:00,542 --> 00:11:03,253 ideally with less clothes on, but he said he wants to buy a house. 235 00:11:03,329 --> 00:11:06,290 And since it's your party, I'm putting your needs first. 236 00:11:06,374 --> 00:11:07,625 - Thank you. - For five minutes, 237 00:11:07,708 --> 00:11:10,419 and then I am coming back in with everything blazing. 238 00:11:11,087 --> 00:11:12,087 Man. 239 00:11:12,338 --> 00:11:14,048 - Party's going great, huh? - Mm-hmm. 240 00:11:14,131 --> 00:11:15,800 I wish I could enjoy it more. 241 00:11:15,883 --> 00:11:19,053 I hurt Sheila's feelings, and I don't know if I can fix it. 242 00:11:19,912 --> 00:11:20,912 Oh. 243 00:11:21,597 --> 00:11:23,891 He's in the garage and now you're down to four minutes. 244 00:11:25,546 --> 00:11:26,546 Got it. 245 00:11:32,066 --> 00:11:33,526 Hello, I understand you... 246 00:11:33,609 --> 00:11:35,444 Why, hello, Mr. Hammond. 247 00:11:35,986 --> 00:11:37,446 Mr. Poplovic. 248 00:11:38,090 --> 00:11:40,741 It'd be so cool if you're here because you wanna buy a house. 249 00:11:40,949 --> 00:11:42,660 Sorry, but I'm here 250 00:11:42,743 --> 00:11:45,871 because I know it's you who is undead. 251 00:11:46,539 --> 00:11:47,665 You're making a mistake. 252 00:11:47,748 --> 00:11:48,748 Am I? 253 00:11:48,791 --> 00:11:50,876 I followed you this morning Mr. Hammond. 254 00:11:50,960 --> 00:11:53,045 I saw your storage unit. I know it's you. 255 00:11:54,739 --> 00:11:55,739 Unless... 256 00:11:55,798 --> 00:11:56,966 Okay. You're right. 257 00:11:57,466 --> 00:11:58,466 I'm undead. 258 00:11:59,009 --> 00:12:01,053 Now what? You going to shoot me? 259 00:12:01,137 --> 00:12:04,348 Better make it count. Otherwise, I'm going to tear out your neck. 260 00:12:04,724 --> 00:12:06,164 - How's it going? - [MAN] How are ya? 261 00:12:06,976 --> 00:12:08,227 I'm not gonna shoot you. 262 00:12:08,317 --> 00:12:10,236 But I will shoot everyone else in this room 263 00:12:10,312 --> 00:12:12,022 if you don't come quietly with me. 264 00:12:12,440 --> 00:12:13,440 [SIGHS] 265 00:12:13,482 --> 00:12:14,482 One party. 266 00:12:14,608 --> 00:12:16,819 One successful party. That's all I wanted. 267 00:12:16,902 --> 00:12:20,114 But it feels successful. Food's good. Everyone mingling. 268 00:12:20,489 --> 00:12:21,699 I heard some new jokes. 269 00:12:21,824 --> 00:12:24,160 No. It's ending on a bad note. 270 00:12:30,207 --> 00:12:32,126 Lisa. Have you seen Joel? 271 00:12:32,209 --> 00:12:35,629 Yes, I introduced him to a potential client because I'm wonderful, 272 00:12:35,713 --> 00:12:39,091 and I sacrifice my own needs for others. Yay, me! 273 00:12:39,598 --> 00:12:40,885 Anyway, they left together. 274 00:12:41,469 --> 00:12:43,262 Wait. Who was it? 275 00:12:43,345 --> 00:12:45,181 A man with an unusual name. 276 00:12:45,264 --> 00:12:48,559 Something like... David Popsicle? It's not that, 277 00:12:48,642 --> 00:12:51,479 but I feel like that's close enough that he might respond to it. 278 00:12:51,562 --> 00:12:53,689 - Dobrivoje Poplovic? - Oh, that's it. 279 00:12:53,814 --> 00:12:54,814 [BOTH GASP] 280 00:12:54,857 --> 00:12:57,318 Poplovic. The guy from the Consulate. 281 00:12:57,401 --> 00:12:59,612 I've a headache. So I'm gonna go home and take a Valium. 282 00:12:59,695 --> 00:13:02,323 But if my speech isn't too impaired, I may come back. 283 00:13:03,282 --> 00:13:05,117 Oh, my God. Joel's been taken. 284 00:13:05,201 --> 00:13:07,077 I know where Poplovic probably has him. 285 00:13:07,161 --> 00:13:08,496 I was kidnapped there yesterday. 286 00:13:08,579 --> 00:13:10,256 Hm... I've been kidnapped twice this week. 287 00:13:10,289 --> 00:13:12,412 I hope it's not one of those things that comes in threes. 288 00:13:12,445 --> 00:13:13,486 I'm going to find him. 289 00:13:13,520 --> 00:13:16,304 Do you want me to come with? Fair warning. While I am braver than I was 290 00:13:16,337 --> 00:13:17,379 I am still a huge coward. 291 00:13:17,463 --> 00:13:19,673 No, you stay here. Text me the info. 292 00:13:21,206 --> 00:13:22,916 And make sure everyone has drinks. 293 00:13:23,890 --> 00:13:26,351 And make sure they try the creamy onion casserole. 294 00:13:27,307 --> 00:13:28,327 What's going on? 295 00:13:28,361 --> 00:13:30,226 Someone took Joel. Sheila went to find him. 296 00:13:30,572 --> 00:13:32,520 - Alone? - I offered. 297 00:13:36,524 --> 00:13:38,400 You're trying to weaponize the virus. 298 00:13:38,484 --> 00:13:40,152 - Is that what this is about? - No. 299 00:13:40,277 --> 00:13:41,737 - You're lying! - No. 300 00:13:42,238 --> 00:13:44,365 - You wanna create an undead army. - No. 301 00:13:44,448 --> 00:13:45,533 You're lying! 302 00:13:45,699 --> 00:13:48,911 All right, I'll tell you if you promise not to tell anyone else. 303 00:13:49,829 --> 00:13:53,207 I'm kidding. You're never... gonna talk to anyone else. 304 00:13:53,462 --> 00:13:55,047 We'll see about that. 305 00:13:59,171 --> 00:14:00,171 [JOEL GRUNTS] 306 00:14:10,599 --> 00:14:11,599 Okay. 307 00:14:12,226 --> 00:14:13,226 You were saying. 308 00:14:13,269 --> 00:14:15,938 The Serbian government sponsored my initial research, 309 00:14:16,021 --> 00:14:18,148 as they feared a modern-day plague. 310 00:14:18,482 --> 00:14:21,277 But soon, I found something of far greater value. 311 00:14:21,428 --> 00:14:23,776 You're gonna sell the virus to the highest bidder! 312 00:14:23,867 --> 00:14:26,453 - No. - Really? Closer? 313 00:14:26,740 --> 00:14:28,409 [SIGHS] I'm not after the virus 314 00:14:28,492 --> 00:14:32,288 that causes the undead. I'm after the dark necrofluid 315 00:14:32,371 --> 00:14:34,039 that runs through their veins. 316 00:14:34,123 --> 00:14:35,958 The black goo? Why? 317 00:14:36,041 --> 00:14:39,503 Because I discovered it can stop cells from aging. 318 00:14:40,004 --> 00:14:42,047 The promise of eternal youth. 319 00:14:42,214 --> 00:14:44,592 The beauty industry has been chasing it forever, 320 00:14:44,675 --> 00:14:47,761 but now I can provide it... at a price. 321 00:14:48,095 --> 00:14:51,140 And all I need is a steady supply of the undead. 322 00:14:51,515 --> 00:14:54,476 Who you'll imprison and harvest like farm animals! 323 00:14:54,909 --> 00:14:56,854 You know what? I should just stop guessing. 324 00:14:56,937 --> 00:14:58,188 No, that's exactly right. 325 00:14:58,272 --> 00:14:59,273 I knew it! 326 00:14:59,440 --> 00:15:01,233 And it all starts with you. 327 00:15:03,319 --> 00:15:04,445 [YELLS] 328 00:15:05,779 --> 00:15:07,197 Son of a bitch! 329 00:15:08,324 --> 00:15:09,533 You're bleeding. 330 00:15:10,826 --> 00:15:11,827 Ha! 331 00:15:11,911 --> 00:15:13,370 There are no undead. 332 00:15:13,537 --> 00:15:14,997 You're not gonna be rich. 333 00:15:15,080 --> 00:15:16,624 I'm Roy Eastman Kodak, 334 00:15:16,707 --> 00:15:19,335 a medieval scholar from a local University! 335 00:15:19,756 --> 00:15:20,841 Impossible. 336 00:15:21,565 --> 00:15:23,150 But if it's not you... 337 00:15:23,422 --> 00:15:24,548 then who is it? 338 00:15:29,011 --> 00:15:30,846 [MAN] Hey, hey! You can't just walk in here. 339 00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:33,349 - I've gotta get to the basement. - [MAN] Whoa, whoa. 340 00:15:33,432 --> 00:15:35,684 Honey, honey. That's not gonna happen. 341 00:15:36,894 --> 00:15:37,894 Come on. 342 00:15:38,020 --> 00:15:40,064 A handsome man like you. 343 00:15:40,189 --> 00:15:41,565 A lady like me. 344 00:15:42,024 --> 00:15:44,026 A sexy lobby like this. 345 00:15:44,818 --> 00:15:46,287 - All right, come on. Let's go. - Wait. 346 00:15:46,320 --> 00:15:47,321 One second. 347 00:16:00,542 --> 00:16:01,585 Here's $200. 348 00:16:01,794 --> 00:16:03,003 Is that a bribe? 349 00:16:03,087 --> 00:16:05,464 It's not a bribe. It's to pay for your nose. 350 00:16:05,673 --> 00:16:06,673 [MAN GRUNTS] 351 00:16:13,681 --> 00:16:14,682 [MAN] Hey! Hey! 352 00:16:15,099 --> 00:16:16,225 [GROANS] 353 00:16:17,267 --> 00:16:20,020 This is Evan. Ground floor, we have a breach. 354 00:16:29,446 --> 00:16:31,615 - Who are you protecting? - No one. 355 00:16:31,782 --> 00:16:34,243 Must be someone you care about very much. 356 00:16:34,326 --> 00:16:36,912 No. Now you're the one making wrong guesses. 357 00:16:37,204 --> 00:16:39,999 Makes you feel bad about yourself, huh? Makes you feel a little dumb? 358 00:16:40,290 --> 00:16:42,835 It's someone you're willing to risk everything for. 359 00:16:42,918 --> 00:16:47,673 Someone who, perhaps, would also risk everything for you. 360 00:16:51,468 --> 00:16:52,468 Mm. 361 00:16:53,137 --> 00:16:54,137 Perfect. 362 00:17:08,360 --> 00:17:10,364 - Joel! - Sheila, no! 363 00:17:10,452 --> 00:17:11,452 Hi, there. 364 00:17:13,365 --> 00:17:14,365 [SHEILA GASPS] 365 00:17:14,742 --> 00:17:15,868 [PANTING] 366 00:17:20,164 --> 00:17:23,083 I believe your... someone is here to rescue you. 367 00:17:29,882 --> 00:17:30,883 Mmm. 368 00:17:31,508 --> 00:17:35,095 And here she is. My Queen Bee. Hello. 369 00:17:36,013 --> 00:17:37,431 Fuck you. 370 00:17:37,723 --> 00:17:39,152 Never be mean to the man who's going 371 00:17:39,185 --> 00:17:41,259 to determine the size of your cage. 372 00:17:41,458 --> 00:17:43,778 Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to arrange your transport. 373 00:17:43,812 --> 00:17:44,938 Where are you taking us? 374 00:17:45,272 --> 00:17:48,025 Oh, I won't be taking you anywhere, 375 00:17:48,233 --> 00:17:50,819 because I'm going to kill you. If that wasn't clear. 376 00:17:50,903 --> 00:17:54,656 I mean, afterwards, I may move your body, but from your perspective... 377 00:17:55,630 --> 00:17:56,630 You get it. 378 00:18:06,502 --> 00:18:07,827 [SHEILA WHIMPERS] 379 00:18:12,091 --> 00:18:14,343 Love my dad so much right now. 380 00:18:14,551 --> 00:18:15,886 - [DOOR OPENS] - [ERIC] Abby? 381 00:18:16,720 --> 00:18:17,720 [DOOR CLOSES] 382 00:18:18,180 --> 00:18:19,180 In here! 383 00:18:19,713 --> 00:18:21,258 What's going on? You blew me off last night, 384 00:18:21,291 --> 00:18:23,268 you blew me off for breakfast. 385 00:18:24,978 --> 00:18:27,114 And now you're dipping things into a chocolate fountain 386 00:18:27,147 --> 00:18:28,147 and you didn't call me? 387 00:18:28,273 --> 00:18:30,150 I was going to call you. I just got home. 388 00:18:30,234 --> 00:18:32,361 Oh, please. Like you started with the sandwich. 389 00:18:33,823 --> 00:18:34,949 Are you mad at me? 390 00:18:35,346 --> 00:18:37,032 - No. - Then what's going on? 391 00:18:37,533 --> 00:18:39,660 I just... I am trying 392 00:18:39,750 --> 00:18:42,169 to keep you away from the chaos in my life. 393 00:18:42,955 --> 00:18:45,666 Abby, most of your life is chaos. If I'm not in that... 394 00:18:45,818 --> 00:18:46,834 I'm not in it. 395 00:18:46,917 --> 00:18:50,921 You are going to go to MIT or someplace amazing and do amazing things, 396 00:18:51,004 --> 00:18:53,799 and I am trying to protect that for you. 397 00:18:53,882 --> 00:18:55,467 Well, who asked you to? 398 00:18:56,385 --> 00:18:57,427 Your mom. 399 00:18:57,678 --> 00:18:58,678 Oh. 400 00:18:59,429 --> 00:19:00,556 It's a rhetorical question. 401 00:19:00,639 --> 00:19:03,684 But she's right. I don't want you to do something with me 402 00:19:03,767 --> 00:19:05,394 that could fuck up your future. 403 00:19:05,644 --> 00:19:07,146 I can make my own decisions. 404 00:19:07,229 --> 00:19:08,629 Do you remember how pissed you were 405 00:19:08,697 --> 00:19:10,897 when your parents tried to protect you from their world? 406 00:19:11,859 --> 00:19:12,943 Do you? 407 00:19:13,664 --> 00:19:14,704 Yes. 408 00:19:14,738 --> 00:19:16,114 Don't do that to me. 409 00:19:17,030 --> 00:19:19,116 I spend most of my life being afraid. 410 00:19:19,199 --> 00:19:20,325 Now I'm not. 411 00:19:20,742 --> 00:19:21,869 As much. 412 00:19:21,952 --> 00:19:22,952 [ABBY SCOFFS] 413 00:19:23,829 --> 00:19:26,039 Don't put me back in that box. Okay? 414 00:19:27,666 --> 00:19:28,666 Okay. 415 00:19:30,544 --> 00:19:32,087 From now on, I promise... 416 00:19:33,130 --> 00:19:35,048 I will ruin your life. 417 00:19:36,492 --> 00:19:37,492 Thank you. 418 00:19:38,260 --> 00:19:39,260 [DOORBELL RINGS] 419 00:19:45,267 --> 00:19:46,267 Hello. 420 00:19:46,435 --> 00:19:48,395 We are Janko and Radul. 421 00:19:48,645 --> 00:19:50,314 Is Joel Hammond home? 422 00:19:50,564 --> 00:19:52,900 Are you here for the Hammond Realty launch party? 423 00:19:53,775 --> 00:19:54,775 Yes. 424 00:19:55,110 --> 00:19:56,278 That string of words. 425 00:19:56,361 --> 00:19:59,656 Well, the party's over and he's not here. But if you leave me 426 00:19:59,740 --> 00:20:01,325 - your number... - It's okay. 427 00:20:01,408 --> 00:20:02,408 No problem. 428 00:20:04,036 --> 00:20:05,036 We will wait. 429 00:20:05,204 --> 00:20:07,164 Guys, you can't just walk in like this. 430 00:20:07,581 --> 00:20:09,458 - You're not the boss of us. - No. 431 00:20:09,541 --> 00:20:11,043 We don't like to be bossed. 432 00:20:11,126 --> 00:20:13,003 Our last boss will be dead soon. 433 00:20:14,630 --> 00:20:16,048 Maybe. We don't know. Life. 434 00:20:16,131 --> 00:20:17,131 So random. 435 00:20:17,633 --> 00:20:18,633 So... 436 00:20:18,842 --> 00:20:19,885 Joel Hammond. 437 00:20:20,469 --> 00:20:22,221 He's a Knight of Serbia, correct? 438 00:20:22,429 --> 00:20:24,223 I've never heard that term. 439 00:20:24,389 --> 00:20:25,557 Will you excuse us? 440 00:20:25,641 --> 00:20:27,684 We have something in the oven we need to check on. 441 00:20:27,768 --> 00:20:30,520 - Both of you? - It's a lasagna and it's heavy. 442 00:20:34,316 --> 00:20:35,316 Are you hungry? 443 00:20:36,443 --> 00:20:37,443 I could eat. 444 00:20:38,904 --> 00:20:39,904 Them. 445 00:20:41,406 --> 00:20:42,406 That's funny. 446 00:20:43,033 --> 00:20:46,203 Why do you always say, "That's funny" and you never just laugh. 447 00:20:46,703 --> 00:20:48,830 Okay, someone needs to eat... 448 00:20:49,831 --> 00:20:50,831 them. 449 00:20:52,542 --> 00:20:53,542 That's funny. 450 00:20:55,712 --> 00:20:56,741 I think 451 00:20:56,775 --> 00:21:01,299 I can make my way up... this thing. [PANTING] 452 00:21:01,551 --> 00:21:03,929 But even if I get to the end, there is a... 453 00:21:04,012 --> 00:21:07,683 large handle that would be very unpleasant to pull through my body. 454 00:21:08,047 --> 00:21:09,047 [JOEL] Hang on. 455 00:21:09,309 --> 00:21:11,561 This chair isn't bolted to the ground. 456 00:21:11,770 --> 00:21:13,188 If I rock it back and forth, 457 00:21:13,522 --> 00:21:15,774 maybe I can loosen these restraints. 458 00:21:20,195 --> 00:21:21,195 [SHEILA CHUCKLES] 459 00:21:22,823 --> 00:21:23,823 It's working! 460 00:21:23,949 --> 00:21:24,949 [GRUNTS] 461 00:21:26,952 --> 00:21:27,953 [SHEILA] Aw. 462 00:21:28,704 --> 00:21:31,248 This is gonna be a really shitty position to die in. 463 00:21:32,582 --> 00:21:33,582 [SIGHS] 464 00:21:34,091 --> 00:21:37,219 What did Poplovic mean when he called me his Queen Bee? 465 00:21:37,594 --> 00:21:38,960 He's gonna make you bite other people 466 00:21:38,993 --> 00:21:40,594 and then harvest you all for your goo, 467 00:21:40,639 --> 00:21:44,310 because it prevents aging, and he can sell it for a shit ton of money. 468 00:21:44,386 --> 00:21:46,722 Why can't people just age gracefully? 469 00:21:47,848 --> 00:21:49,850 I'm so sorry about all this. 470 00:21:50,813 --> 00:21:52,231 It's not your fault. 471 00:21:53,603 --> 00:21:55,397 I thought I had some big purpose. 472 00:21:56,315 --> 00:21:58,066 A gift that could help people. 473 00:21:58,358 --> 00:21:59,735 Look where my gift got us. 474 00:22:00,485 --> 00:22:03,071 [SHEILA] You're going to die and I'm going to be a queen. 475 00:22:03,405 --> 00:22:05,365 Wait, that sounds better than it is. 476 00:22:05,907 --> 00:22:08,744 - A goo sac. There we go. - [JOEL] No. 477 00:22:09,494 --> 00:22:10,787 It can't end like this. 478 00:22:12,497 --> 00:22:13,497 It can't. 479 00:22:14,416 --> 00:22:15,876 I didn't help anybody. 480 00:22:17,127 --> 00:22:18,545 Now no one can help us. 481 00:22:18,670 --> 00:22:19,755 [EPIC MUSIC PLAYING] 482 00:22:28,472 --> 00:22:29,598 Stay right there! 483 00:22:30,015 --> 00:22:31,224 Drop the crossbow! 484 00:22:40,067 --> 00:22:41,276 - [SHOUTS] - [MUSIC STOPS] 485 00:22:44,029 --> 00:22:45,405 This is so freaking cool. 486 00:22:45,489 --> 00:22:47,783 I have a scar. From battle. 487 00:22:47,866 --> 00:22:49,534 I think the bullet is still inside me. 488 00:22:49,618 --> 00:22:52,287 I'm going to literally rip this man a new asshole. 489 00:22:52,547 --> 00:22:53,547 No, Jean. 490 00:22:53,663 --> 00:22:55,707 We're not here to make new assholes. 491 00:22:56,208 --> 00:22:57,208 Now, let's move. 492 00:22:59,378 --> 00:23:00,796 That guy has blood on his shoe. 493 00:23:00,879 --> 00:23:02,598 They're undead. They're here to kill my dad. 494 00:23:02,631 --> 00:23:03,673 Shit! What do we do? 495 00:23:03,799 --> 00:23:04,883 You should run. 496 00:23:05,133 --> 00:23:06,259 I'm not leaving you. 497 00:23:06,927 --> 00:23:07,927 She's right. 498 00:23:08,568 --> 00:23:09,611 You should have run. 499 00:23:10,263 --> 00:23:12,641 There is no heavy lasagna. 500 00:23:13,558 --> 00:23:15,310 You guys are going to kill us, right? 501 00:23:15,394 --> 00:23:16,520 That's the plan. 502 00:23:17,186 --> 00:23:18,186 Well... 503 00:23:18,522 --> 00:23:20,232 I guess there's nothing we can do. 504 00:23:20,315 --> 00:23:21,691 - What? - Oh, Eric. 505 00:23:22,025 --> 00:23:24,486 That's what Janko wants. And clearly... 506 00:23:24,569 --> 00:23:26,071 Janko's the boss. 507 00:23:28,156 --> 00:23:30,700 Yes. Janko's the boss. 508 00:23:30,784 --> 00:23:32,327 Whatever he says goes. 509 00:23:32,536 --> 00:23:34,621 What makes you think Janko is the boss? 510 00:23:34,704 --> 00:23:37,290 He has a strong presence. He's confident. 511 00:23:37,457 --> 00:23:39,668 - You submit to him. - He treats you like garbage. 512 00:23:39,751 --> 00:23:41,253 Which, frankly, is hard to watch. 513 00:23:42,045 --> 00:23:43,045 Radul... 514 00:23:43,588 --> 00:23:44,908 Don't you see what they're doing? 515 00:23:46,007 --> 00:23:48,510 They're realizing that someone has to be in charge... 516 00:23:48,593 --> 00:23:49,636 and it should be me. 517 00:23:50,887 --> 00:23:52,347 Why can't I be in charge? 518 00:23:52,431 --> 00:23:53,890 Because I'm more qualified. 519 00:23:53,974 --> 00:23:55,559 Even the girl saw that. 520 00:23:55,642 --> 00:23:57,394 I think I should be given a chance. 521 00:23:57,477 --> 00:23:59,312 I'll be in charge for the first 500 years, 522 00:23:59,396 --> 00:24:01,648 then, if we remember, we can have a discussion. 523 00:24:01,731 --> 00:24:02,732 Now! 524 00:24:03,733 --> 00:24:04,733 [GROANS] 525 00:24:08,113 --> 00:24:10,740 Okay, I use it. Now I see the plan. 526 00:24:11,867 --> 00:24:13,076 You killed Radul. 527 00:24:13,785 --> 00:24:15,078 He was my friend. 528 00:24:15,829 --> 00:24:18,081 Now, I'm the boss of nothing. 529 00:24:22,544 --> 00:24:24,254 Hey! Zombie! 530 00:24:24,337 --> 00:24:26,047 You mindless goon. 531 00:24:26,131 --> 00:24:28,258 You're really gonna kill the girl first? 532 00:24:30,510 --> 00:24:31,553 Come on, loser. 533 00:24:31,970 --> 00:24:33,889 No one kills the girl first. 534 00:24:34,222 --> 00:24:37,058 Also, my mom says I'm a delicious boy. 535 00:24:37,309 --> 00:24:38,393 Very well. 536 00:24:38,894 --> 00:24:40,437 I can start with you. 537 00:24:40,687 --> 00:24:41,771 Run, Abby, run! 538 00:24:42,772 --> 00:24:43,772 [ABBY GRUNTS] 539 00:24:48,445 --> 00:24:50,780 Always kill the girl first. 540 00:24:52,699 --> 00:24:53,867 Fuck! 541 00:24:55,744 --> 00:24:56,752 [SIGHS] 542 00:24:56,786 --> 00:24:58,538 I'm sorry about the whoopsie with the knife. 543 00:24:59,706 --> 00:25:02,584 It's okay. You were awesome just now. Fearless. 544 00:25:02,667 --> 00:25:05,086 You think? Referring to myself as "a delicious boy" 545 00:25:05,170 --> 00:25:06,963 wasn't exactly an Indiana Jones moment. 546 00:25:07,047 --> 00:25:08,590 No. Even better. 547 00:25:09,132 --> 00:25:10,884 It was an Eric Bemis moment. 548 00:25:11,843 --> 00:25:12,843 [CHUCKLES] 549 00:25:17,140 --> 00:25:18,808 [GRUNTS] I did it! 550 00:25:19,518 --> 00:25:20,769 I got my leg free! 551 00:25:21,144 --> 00:25:22,229 Go, honey! 552 00:25:22,812 --> 00:25:23,813 Is it helping? 553 00:25:30,111 --> 00:25:31,238 No. [SIGHS] 554 00:25:31,863 --> 00:25:32,906 [EPIC MUSIC PLAYING] 555 00:25:34,449 --> 00:25:35,992 We're looking to buy a house. 556 00:25:36,076 --> 00:25:37,702 Anyone here who can help us? 557 00:25:38,286 --> 00:25:40,288 Oh, my God! 558 00:25:40,455 --> 00:25:41,581 We can! 559 00:25:41,748 --> 00:25:43,375 What's happening? Is that Tommy? 560 00:25:43,500 --> 00:25:45,335 And Jean and Ron! 561 00:25:45,585 --> 00:25:46,670 Thank God. 562 00:25:47,212 --> 00:25:49,256 Hurry! Unstrap me. I mean... 563 00:25:49,339 --> 00:25:52,842 help Sheila first, but I am unbelievably uncomfortable. 564 00:25:52,926 --> 00:25:54,803 I can't believe you guys came for us. 565 00:25:54,886 --> 00:25:56,471 Of course, sweetheart. 566 00:25:56,888 --> 00:25:59,975 When you bit me, you saved my life. I'm not gonna let you die. 567 00:26:00,058 --> 00:26:02,644 Me neither. Not after everything you've done for me. 568 00:26:02,978 --> 00:26:04,521 We believe in you, Sheila. 569 00:26:04,813 --> 00:26:06,273 - Really? - Totally. 570 00:26:07,023 --> 00:26:09,109 We're like a cult but without uniforms. 571 00:26:09,568 --> 00:26:10,610 Wait. 572 00:26:11,528 --> 00:26:12,946 Why don't we all... 573 00:26:13,113 --> 00:26:14,531 get uniforms? 574 00:26:15,907 --> 00:26:18,952 Guys, come on. We gotta move quick. There's security everywhere. 575 00:26:19,327 --> 00:26:20,327 Right. 576 00:26:20,495 --> 00:26:22,247 By the way, is that my crossbow? 577 00:26:22,497 --> 00:26:24,291 No, it's my crossbow. 578 00:26:24,381 --> 00:26:27,634 You mean the one that's mine, that you found in my house? Give it. 579 00:26:27,711 --> 00:26:29,346 I told you this was going to be an issue. 580 00:26:29,379 --> 00:26:32,007 We have no time for his. Give him the damn crossbow. 581 00:26:32,090 --> 00:26:33,717 And let's get out of here. 582 00:26:49,649 --> 00:26:51,067 We have to go find Poplovic. 583 00:26:51,318 --> 00:26:53,278 No. We have to leave. 584 00:26:53,528 --> 00:26:56,406 You were stabbed with a lance. I tipped over. 585 00:26:56,573 --> 00:26:58,199 No one is 100% here. 586 00:26:58,283 --> 00:27:00,577 He knows who we are. He knows where we live. 587 00:27:00,660 --> 00:27:02,996 He's gonna come after us. We have to kill him. 588 00:27:03,079 --> 00:27:05,165 I agree. But not now. 589 00:27:05,290 --> 00:27:07,292 Now, we have to survive. 590 00:27:09,127 --> 00:27:10,127 Come on. 591 00:27:18,053 --> 00:27:19,053 [DOOR CLOSES] 592 00:27:29,064 --> 00:27:30,064 [MUSIC INTENSIFIES] 593 00:27:31,024 --> 00:27:33,151 That's close enough, Miss Hammond. 594 00:27:33,234 --> 00:27:34,276 [MUSIC STOPS] 595 00:27:34,330 --> 00:27:36,321 You're not going to kill your Queen Bee. 596 00:27:36,404 --> 00:27:38,073 I will, if you come any closer. 597 00:27:38,107 --> 00:27:39,464 It doesn't have to be this way. 598 00:27:39,498 --> 00:27:41,459 Why don't you join me? We can be partners. 599 00:27:41,576 --> 00:27:44,287 I can give what's happened to you some purpose. 600 00:27:44,454 --> 00:27:46,164 My life has purpose. 601 00:27:46,456 --> 00:27:48,583 And it doesn't include you, David Popsicle. 602 00:27:49,292 --> 00:27:51,573 Dobrivoje Poplovic, Dobrivoje Poplovic, Dobrivoje Poplovic. 603 00:27:51,606 --> 00:27:52,681 Is that so hard? 604 00:27:53,329 --> 00:27:56,341 Anyway, now you're gonna die. For the last time. 605 00:27:56,424 --> 00:27:57,424 Wait. 606 00:28:02,222 --> 00:28:03,556 Here's $40. 607 00:28:04,205 --> 00:28:05,205 For what? 608 00:28:06,309 --> 00:28:07,309 Your funeral. 609 00:28:11,731 --> 00:28:12,731 [MUSIC RESUMES] 610 00:28:17,404 --> 00:28:18,697 Now let's go home. 611 00:28:24,050 --> 00:28:25,078 [PHONE CHIMES] 612 00:28:27,038 --> 00:28:28,038 It's Abby. 613 00:28:29,499 --> 00:28:30,499 Abby! 614 00:28:30,709 --> 00:28:31,709 Abby? 615 00:28:31,819 --> 00:28:33,529 Are you all right? Where are you? 616 00:28:33,753 --> 00:28:34,753 [ABBY] Kitchen. 617 00:28:36,840 --> 00:28:37,924 Hello, role models. 618 00:28:38,258 --> 00:28:39,884 Thank God, you're okay. 619 00:28:39,968 --> 00:28:41,553 I'm fine. So is Eric. 620 00:28:41,970 --> 00:28:45,223 The bodies are in the garage, wrapped up and ready for the desert. 621 00:28:45,306 --> 00:28:46,850 Did you guys take care of Poplovic? 622 00:28:47,308 --> 00:28:49,185 Yeah. It's over. 623 00:28:49,269 --> 00:28:51,271 And you killed Janko and Radul. 624 00:28:52,397 --> 00:28:53,397 And... 625 00:28:53,773 --> 00:28:55,108 cleaned the house? 626 00:28:55,191 --> 00:28:56,568 They were coming for you, Dad. 627 00:28:56,651 --> 00:28:59,070 And then I started thinking, we're this team now. 628 00:28:59,154 --> 00:29:01,906 We have to watch out for each other. Have each other's backs. 629 00:29:02,282 --> 00:29:03,700 And then the next thing I knew, 630 00:29:03,783 --> 00:29:05,702 I was piling dishes into the sink. 631 00:29:05,785 --> 00:29:07,078 What have you people done to me? 632 00:29:07,278 --> 00:29:10,043 I'm just still trying to wrap my head around the idea that 633 00:29:10,093 --> 00:29:14,122 my sugar plum stabs people in the brains, but we're proud. 634 00:29:15,545 --> 00:29:16,963 You are very brave. 635 00:29:17,505 --> 00:29:19,340 You are an amazing girl who... 636 00:29:19,424 --> 00:29:23,595 Oh, my God! Is using soap on my iron skillet? 637 00:29:23,678 --> 00:29:26,014 - I'm soaking it. - You're killing it. 638 00:29:27,652 --> 00:29:28,808 ["TIME" PLAYING] 639 00:29:39,736 --> 00:29:41,988 ♪ Time keeps on coming ♪ 640 00:29:43,907 --> 00:29:45,909 ♪ I've been all around ♪ 641 00:29:51,498 --> 00:29:54,125 ♪ I'll keep on running ♪ 642 00:29:56,127 --> 00:29:57,212 What's going on? 643 00:29:59,255 --> 00:30:00,255 I don't know. 644 00:30:03,510 --> 00:30:05,720 I thought maybe we could try to find out. 645 00:30:08,264 --> 00:30:12,185 ♪ Now you're back in your hideout ♪ 646 00:30:13,937 --> 00:30:18,066 ♪ Everyone was talking to ya ♪ 647 00:30:18,691 --> 00:30:19,984 ♪ To ya ♪ 648 00:30:27,116 --> 00:30:28,368 There you go, sweetie. 649 00:30:28,660 --> 00:30:31,329 Who's a good boy who stayed in our closet all day? 650 00:30:31,704 --> 00:30:33,790 Did you miss Mama? 651 00:30:35,583 --> 00:30:38,002 Can you say... Mama? 652 00:30:38,378 --> 00:30:40,672 Say... Mama? 653 00:30:42,173 --> 00:30:43,173 Hey. 654 00:30:43,675 --> 00:30:45,260 Hey. How'd it go? 655 00:30:45,343 --> 00:30:47,804 I always wonder if it's better to bury two bodies 656 00:30:47,887 --> 00:30:49,889 in one place or spread them around. 657 00:30:50,056 --> 00:30:51,516 I'm sure there's a right answer, 658 00:30:51,599 --> 00:30:54,269 but I never want to meet the person who knows it. 659 00:30:57,517 --> 00:30:59,397 I've been thinking about our fight this morning. 660 00:31:00,105 --> 00:31:01,105 Me too. 661 00:31:02,735 --> 00:31:05,446 I realized after being captured that... 662 00:31:05,530 --> 00:31:08,825 the end will always come horribly for the undead. 663 00:31:09,701 --> 00:31:11,877 We don't get to die peacefully in our 664 00:31:11,911 --> 00:31:14,322 sleep or surrounded by loved ones. 665 00:31:14,914 --> 00:31:18,501 For us, the end will always be violent, merciless. 666 00:31:18,585 --> 00:31:20,169 Or with men like Poplovic, 667 00:31:20,253 --> 00:31:22,630 there will be no end, only suffering. 668 00:31:22,881 --> 00:31:25,133 - Sheila... - I don't want that for you. 669 00:31:25,383 --> 00:31:28,595 I want you to live a normal life and die in my arms. 670 00:31:28,970 --> 00:31:30,638 No. You were right. 671 00:31:30,722 --> 00:31:32,432 Becoming undead does scare me. 672 00:31:32,974 --> 00:31:36,311 But when I thought I was gonna die, what scared me most was that... 673 00:31:36,728 --> 00:31:37,979 I'd never see you again. 674 00:31:39,583 --> 00:31:43,359 We can wait till Abby goes to college or whatever, but after today... 675 00:31:43,860 --> 00:31:46,696 I never want to live or die without you. 676 00:31:47,113 --> 00:31:48,448 - Honey... - Please. 677 00:31:50,158 --> 00:31:51,200 Sheila Hammond... 678 00:31:51,492 --> 00:31:53,786 will you take this man to be your husband 679 00:31:53,870 --> 00:31:55,872 for the next 1000 years or so? 680 00:31:57,415 --> 00:32:00,543 What about all the undead stuff that freaks you out, like... 681 00:32:00,869 --> 00:32:04,039 eating people or... unleashing your "Id"? 682 00:32:06,841 --> 00:32:08,051 Or this guy? 683 00:32:09,594 --> 00:32:11,262 It's gonna be weird! [CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY] 684 00:32:12,847 --> 00:32:15,016 Especially throwing up one of those. 685 00:32:15,991 --> 00:32:17,936 - I think you're scaring him. - I don't care. 686 00:32:18,603 --> 00:32:20,355 I don't care about any of it. 687 00:32:21,022 --> 00:32:22,690 I love you. 688 00:32:22,774 --> 00:32:24,150 That's all that matters. 689 00:32:24,233 --> 00:32:25,902 So, bring it on! 690 00:32:26,444 --> 00:32:27,862 As long as we're together, 691 00:32:27,946 --> 00:32:30,281 I can handle whatever comes my way. 692 00:32:31,157 --> 00:32:33,076 Ah. Not a spider guy. 693 00:32:38,456 --> 00:32:39,499 Oh, my God! 694 00:32:39,582 --> 00:32:40,792 Where did he... 695 00:32:40,875 --> 00:32:42,001 [SUSPENSE MUSIC PLAYING] 696 00:32:43,503 --> 00:32:44,503 Honey, honey! 697 00:32:45,338 --> 00:32:46,381 Joel! 698 00:32:50,426 --> 00:32:51,427 Mama. 699 00:32:56,191 --> 00:32:57,191 Joel. 700 00:32:58,608 --> 00:32:59,608 Joel! 701 00:32:59,686 --> 00:33:00,686 No! No! 702 00:33:08,152 --> 00:33:09,152 [SIGHS] 703 00:33:10,154 --> 00:33:11,154 [YELLS] 704 00:33:17,912 --> 00:33:18,912 Joel. 705 00:33:24,210 --> 00:33:25,210 Hello. 706 00:33:39,809 --> 00:33:42,061 - Really digging the uniforms. - Yeah, see? 707 00:33:42,145 --> 00:33:44,147 Yes, they're lovely, but where are we going? 708 00:33:44,397 --> 00:33:46,399 - To save the world, Jean. - For Sheila. 709 00:33:46,482 --> 00:33:47,567 For Sheila! 710 00:33:47,984 --> 00:33:48,984 Okay.